Things that DON'T exist:
A video of McKayla Maroney competing a triple-twisting Yurchenko.
A video of Epke Zonderland doing a gazillion releases.
Manti Te'o's girlfriend. (Leave it to Tony to go there.)
Things that DO exist:
An employee at USAG with a sense of humor
(Someone had to choose this horse-like thumbnail for the YouTube video.)
Gymnasts with too much time on their hands
(If this video is doctored, I'll be sad, but it won't change the fact that gymnasts have too much time on their hands.)
(Explanation and commentary after the jump.)